Warning: This post says “Fuck” 26 times. Hide ya kids. People dream up life-changing plans every day. “I’m going to start my business!” “I’m going to quit my job and travel the world!” “I’m breaking up with my boyfriend and moving to San Diego!” Adrenaline is pumping, images of glory dance through your head; this is really it isn’t it? It’s really going to happen!! Except it’s probably not. Ouch.